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  • Q: What's the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet? A: About three decibels.

  • If you threw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? (two answers) 1.The violist. The soprano would have to stop halfway down to ask directions. 2.Who cares?

  • Why are violins smaller than violas? They really are the same size, but the violinists' heads are bigger.

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