Q: What's the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet?
A: About three decibels.
If you threw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? (two answers)
1.The violist. The soprano would have to stop halfway down to ask directions.
2.Who cares?
Why are violins smaller than violas?
They really are the same size, but the violinists' heads are bigger.
